Sheila Wannabe Conar-The stench of poor white trash, yet to learn that her past will catch up with her, no matter how much she buries it.

The worst kind of poor white trash around. Whether it's stealing her disabled friend's holistic market stall business in Stoke on Trent after they fell down the stairs and broke their hip, or conspiring to set up Kay because she had banned her from a centre after she and her paedophile husband Fred were found acting fraudulently.Decider's to try and destroy someone who she herself can never be. Ensuring her lies in court even by swearing on a Christian bible when infact she belongs and practices paganism.
This woman truly represents the stench of poor white trash at its lowest. Knows she really is nothing as a human being,and all she will ever achieve in her life is to be a second rate fortune teller.She as is the rest of her pathetic life is as are the people who choose to befriend this vile individual...is just bullshit!

Glenda Shagalot - A legend in her own right of being a middle aged embarrassment

Best friend of Sheila Conar. Comparable only to a sexual disease. A lonely and desperate old hag embarrassingly going after men half her age. On the rebound of her bankrupt husbands numerous affairs, this woman wears a mattress on her back as easily as she wears the label desperate old hag.
Jointly going for the world record with Sheila Conar, on how many men they can shag in a caravan whilst attending spiritual festivals without their husbands finding out. A true testimony on how to make a laughing stock of yourself and your husband

Victor Uphisownramsbottomn- The elderly man who proves that lies and bullshit don't disappear with age

Born from the age of Racism and sexism. Full of venom and hatred, willing to lie on oath if it helps destroy Kay against his ponce of a son. Firmly believes women deserve what they get. Play's the frail old man card with flair, when in truth he is a match for any vicious bigoted old git out there!

After what he did to his ex daughter in law, his wife must be turning in her grave!

Fred LikeMYoung Conar

Fred Like'm'young Conar - The King of Trailer trash land, yet to understand what the legal age limit is and draining the benefit system dry. When he was 26 already divorced, had a sexual relationship with Sheila Conar, Sheila was only 13 years of age at the time and Fred knew this. The reason he has not been arrested yet for paedophilia is because he married that child when she finally came of age. Of course she wont be pressing any charges against him! But a Paedophile is a Paedophile! No surprise that there daughter had a child when she was just 14 years of age. How the cycle of under age sex continues doesn't it....

Alongside his wife , Sheila Conar what a pair these two make. Upon first meeting you feel sorry for this guy. His belly hanging below his tea stained jumper, obvious low intelligence and a general sorry sight to behold. What lies beneath the surface is even more putrid than stench that slimes its way out from his trainers

Brilliant and Bizzare reactions to the book so far!

Apart from tons of support and amazing amount of interest in The Psychic Soap Opera. One of the most extreme reactions I have recieved so far is from a young guy in Stoke on Trent (whose correspondence and real ID I have kept on file) who is 100% convinced at least three of the scumbags are his friends and do exist...He states they are part of his mysteries group and more worringly after a little research on who he claims these people are (he named them in other emails) three of them are part of a committee of a charity here in Staffordshire....On this point alone I hope to god this guy doesnt know people like this!
All I have to say, if he chooses these types as friends I wouldnt like to see who he chooses as enemies!