Glenda Shagalot - A legend in her own right of being a middle aged embarrassment

Best friend of Sheila Conar. Comparable only to a sexual disease. A lonely and desperate old hag embarrassingly going after men half her age. On the rebound of her bankrupt husbands numerous affairs, this woman wears a mattress on her back as easily as she wears the label desperate old hag.
Jointly going for the world record with Sheila Conar, on how many men they can shag in a caravan whilst attending spiritual festivals without their husbands finding out. A true testimony on how to make a laughing stock of yourself and your husband